With the nice and cuddle weather that we have right now, I really think that a hanky panky session would be a great idea. Sadly, I don't have someone who I can make out with. I don't really know why but I guess no lad appreciates how kissable and sex...

Looking at the brighter things in life and taking advantage of every opportunity to feel fucking good-- when one is at my age, a lot of free time is to be expected. I'm still fond of flirting with pretty blokes I come across with, in my head I'm alre...

Having a man who looks at me like he wants to rip my clothes off is such a great sight to behold. It only means one thing, he'd always want to be with me instead of his friends because I'm the one who can send him to the moon.

I don't expect much from old lads, but I do hope that they can at least provide me with the sexual satisfaction I need. It is hard to get young cock to fuck my old cunt. Despite that, I am still hopeful that a fit stud can notice my lust.

If you want to be happy and delighted, you should choose a lass who can understand you and give you what you deserve. She should be happy for having a proper lad such as yourself. You don't need to search far and wide for that kind of girl. You are a...

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.