When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

Want to cheer me up? Now that I'm left alone with nothing to do, I have the same daily routine: wake up, have a shower, beat the beans, cook for myself, sleep. Pretty boring right? So baby, why don't you heat things up between the two of us?

Playing the piano has been my outlet when I feel lonely from not being watered. A simple tap of my fingers on the keys send me to a different state, making me forget my cravings for sex. This place is another outlet too. A good one.

I can't promise anything as promises are made to be broken. If you're open with being in a "No Promises" online relationship, then I'd like to know who you are. You might just be the perfect match I've been searching for.

I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...