Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I hate dramas! My life is as hard as it is. I don't need someone who will make it a lot more difficult for me. All I want is a proper gentleman who can take care of my sexual needs. A man who can make me feel like I deserve to be happy and satisfied....

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

Thank you for spending some time reading what I have to say about myself. I am not a big fan of describing myself but here it goes. I am a simple young lady who loves to do random stuff when I am bored. Sometimes I feel like I am bored to death, but ...

I’m looking for a bloke who can slap me, spank me and choke me. Someone who is hot, sexy and amazing enough to make me feel things I’ve never felt for quite some time now. My body just misses being pleased and punished at the same time.