Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

A gent's head in between my thighs is a sight to be seen. I show my appreciation when they are enthusiastic and let them choose between getting to fuck my sizable knockers or a blowjob that would leave them dizzy. Most boys would end up dumbfounded a...

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

"Live in the moment and learn from the experience", those are the words I abide by. Finding a bloke who enjoys life as much as I do is the main goal. Flirting and exchanging naughty thoughts are welcomed too.

Obviously I'm new here, so I need someone to tour me around virtually. Not only that, if he can be my friend I can have a chat with whenever I'm bored or not busy with my own life, that'll be amazing!

Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.