I've been lonesome since I left my sorry excuse of a husband. I was fed up of lousy sex, always sticking to missionary or making me do all the work until he cums. I want to get back the excitement I had when it comes to shagging, I want to moan and s...

I'm a horny lass who's not into long-term relationships. I have no plans of settling down, so don't message me if you're looking for a future wife. But if you're after sex that is spiced with playfulness, I'm your lass.

To nick a kiss is one skill I'd like to be good at. I'm the type of lady who's impatient. I don't like waiting in vain for a man to initiate something sexual. If I want something, I make sure that I get it regardless of the price that I have to pay.

Shagging in public is one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had and since then became addicted to finding out just how much I could get away with. Over the years I have ridden a gent's dick in a full car park, fingered myself in the cine...

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

I took up baking as a hobby during my years in uni, now I am an expert at baking pies. I can whip up any kind of pie in the kitchen but my favourite would be a good cream pie. It takes a lot of hard work but totally worth it, especially when it's don...