A cuppa and a good smutty novel is the best way to spend the afternoon. I let my imagination run as wild as it can while I still haven't found a young bloke to play with. When I do though, I'll make sure they're going to forget their name.

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

It has been several weeks since I touched myself and I am feeling a bit sad already. I touch and play with myself almost every day and that's why I am quite frustrated right now. I don't know what happened but I am guessing that I do not have the mot...

I may be a lady who's on the pull but I guarantee that I wouldn't do anything harmful to a bloke just to get what I want. I may be hungry for sex but I promise that I'm still a kind human being who knows her bounds and limitations.

I'm horny all the time and I act in the naughtiest ways you can ever think of. The reason why I came here is that I haven't been with a lad who can handle me completely and I'm hoping that this is the place where I can finally find him.

Not to brag, but I've been told, I'm one fine bint. Don't be fooled by my doll- fancy chevy chase. I may butcher's shy and timid on the outwith, but I'm bleedin' aggressive and outspoken. Especially in the bedroom, I can make sure to make thou cum al...