Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

First thing people notice about me: It's my lips. Good blokes say it's like a cherry, so soft they want to kiss it. I should be offended, but I like that thought. It's powerful it turns me on. It keeps me wet all the time. Though they should see w...

Having so many talents, I don't know where to start. Should I talk about my extraordinary talent in dancing or should I start with my fantastic skills in bed? Perhaps, I should tell you about the man of my dreams: he must love sex.

Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.