If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

I'm like an old soul trapped inside a young dame's body. I fancy vintage cars, old melody, Marilyn Monroe's sense of fashion and when it comes to sex, I'd prefer the old-school position, also known as the ''missionary position."

I am a lady who loves to party hard until the ungodly hours. I am also the type of babe who enjoys being one over the eight in a nice watering hole. Anyway, the reason why I came here is to find a bloke who fancies alcoholic drinks like me.

I am not looking for a person to spend the rest of my life with but I'm very keen to make new friends and share thoughts and ideas about things we're all curious about.

I'm most of the time overpowered with lust that is too much to handle. My strong lust has started when I had a taste of an electrifying sex I cannot forget. Since then my mind's been spinning because of wanting to have sex every night.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?