Do you want to have some fun with me? Drop by my inbox if you do. I am fully capable of giving you the satisfaction you desire. My dirty mind can tease you until you can't resist the temptation of busting a nut for me. You are free to try out my bran...

Obviously I'm new here, so I need someone to tour me around virtually. Not only that, if he can be my friend I can have a chat with whenever I'm bored or not busy with my own life, that'll be amazing!

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Here's the thing about me, I would rather spend my time flirting around with any lad I like than to be committed and tied to one person. If you are just like me who's not into commitments, maybe you can message me so we can start flirting already.

I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.