I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

All my life, I have felt alone. There's this lingering feeling that I would never fit in with groups or communities around me. I tend to go on pubs to socialize. Now, all I want is someone that can keep me company. If you think you can be someone to ...

My favourite position has always been the reverse cowgirl. I like getting spanks and arse being fondled with while I ride their throbbing cocks. I've been loving this position for so long that my knees are not going to be an issue despite my age.

If you are the kind of bloke who is into nice and firm bums, you are probably going to enjoy the pair of bums that I have. If you decide to connect with me, my bum is yours and you can do whatever you want with it. Sounds cool?

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

I can tell you about my triumphs and my troubles, but I guess that's not a fun way to communicate. Tell me something interesting about yourself, and we can start from there. It doesn't have to be funny; it just have to be your real experience or the ...