Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

My relationship has always been on the rocks for a while now. We talked it out and agreed to stay in an open relationship before deciding if we're going to call it off or not. Now, who would fancy to show little me what I've been missing out on?

I am not looking for anything serious. I just don't want to be in a committed relationship. I don't know when I would ever be ready, so I want to keep things casual. Let's just mess with each other as discreetly as possible. Can you do that?

>> Fun-loving woman. >> I have a great sense of humour, of course. >> Loves to eat donuts - with oozing filling (vanilla and chocolates) >> Can be filthy when I'm dry or when I'm up for a shag >> Free all the time. Message me?

I'm no married woman, I'm very single and always willing to mingle. Though I do have wet dreams of "my husband" letting me get fucked by another bloke while he watches on and gives instructions. When I woke up, my cunt was throbbing like never before...

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.