"A knight in shining armour doesn't exist, do they? If they did, a lass like me wouldn't be here scrolling lots of men's profiles. I don't believe in happy endings either. They're just for movies or fairytales. You may think I'm mad or you may th...

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm a free-spirited dame who has a profound understanding of life itself. My mature state of mind helps me avoid getting annoyed by silly circumstances that get in my way of getting work done and reaching my dream.

Crafting went from hobby to a small part-time business venture. My office job can get tedious and dreary even on the best days. The upside is that I get to sneak into the closets for a quick wank and no one will notice I was gone.

What keeps me awake at night are the sexual thoughts that continue to haunt me. Been having awesome sex before, but I thought of taking a break. I guess you can't escape what you're born to do. That's why I'm back. Anybody who'd love to give me anal?