I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

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My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

When you're with me, you won't be pressured to do the things you're uncomfortable to do. I don't ask much. You don't have to be wild if you're the shy type of man. All I'm after is a meaningful conversation to make me sleep soundly at night.

The best thing about me is that I can still fuck all night long despite my age. Most men I've been with worry too much about my health. I want to have a lad who will not treat me like I am an old hag. I want someone who will fuck my brains out and le...