Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Things get better with age. I'm just a gal enticed with experience and maturity. I prefer a man who is a tad bit older than me. I want the things he learned and mastered to be done to me. Having someone experience is a treat to the fanny! If you thin...

If you're planning on messaging me for I look like a hot sugar mommy, think twice. Yes, I'm hot! Thank you. I won't deny that of course. Let me be perfectly clear though that I'm not going to give you expensive presents even if you satisfy me. I may ...

With all the relationships I've had so far, I've learned that being in love is useless especially when the one you're in love with does not feel the same way. I also realized that it is so much better to be single and to be away from commitments. In ...