Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I may be past my prime, but that doesn't mean that I turn sour. I think you should know that when I reach this age of mine, that's the time when I have become more sexually active. I can't even last a day not talking about sex or worst not shagging.

I want pizza, pasta, chicken wings and chocolates right now. But on top of it all, my body is craving some wild and steamy sex. If you want to know how nasty and dirty my mind can be, convince me now to talk to you.

Having a circle of friends is very important, but what's more essential to me is having a great shot-term relationships with blokes who are as randy as I am. Sex is after all the epitome of a perfect life.

I miss those days - climbing trees, hiking, waking up early to see the rising of the sun and the sea of clouds. I'd surely go hiking again in the future. I might try going to Mt. Everest or in Mt. Elbrus.

There's something about men who smell nice that makes me want to fuck them on the spot. I am not sure if I am just a naughty and horny bint or there's a loose screw in my head. What do you think? Is it wrong for me to crave a man with a nice odor?