Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

The more I try to become a better person, the naughtier and wilder I get. It is a bit frustrating that my mind is full of crazy and kinky stuff. I can't even have a proper conversation without inserting a naughty joke.

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

French kisses, lots of foreplays, and a week straight of fucking are exactly the three things that I need at this moment. I've been dry since time immemorial. I haven't had someone water my hole for I was kind of busy travelling. But now, I'm ready t...

I've been lonesome since I left my sorry excuse of a husband. I was fed up of lousy sex, always sticking to missionary or making me do all the work until he cums. I want to get back the excitement I had when it comes to shagging, I want to moan and s...