I have to admit that I don't mind shagging everywhere. If you're that kind of guy who is fond of fucking her lady in the back of the car, that won't be a problem. If you love to have sex in the shower, my strong legs would be happy.

I can be the best thing that could happen to you right now. A single message is all it takes to make your night a bit better. Tell me, what's holding you back from sending me a message? Is it because I am old and wrinkly?

I am a naughty and horny grandma who loves to fuck younger lads. This may sound weird, but I feel younger every time a fit bloke fucks me hard. Maybe it's because of the different chemicals released by the brain. It might also be because I am sucking...

Cuddles are so delightful! I always want to be pulled close against a warm body after a hot session in bed. Sex is great but it's the comforting touches after that ties everything up together. Though casual romps with strangers is also appealing from...

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

I've worked at one of the local theaters in our area when I was younger, and I can't even begin to tell you just how many people I've caught shagging in the bathrooms and janitor closets. Some I even found snogging in the alcoves. I envy them even as...