I'm a middle-aged woman who's trying to look for someone who can satisfy me in a variety of extraordinary ways. I want someone who has above-average skills inside the bedroom and who will do everything to keep me from feeling sexually disappointed.

A cool girl who'll cook for you in her red heels. With my good skills in cooking, you'd surely want more. I'm also a sweet lass who'll take care of you and let you play with my boobies whenever you want to.

I am usually the silent type. You will not hear my voice unless you talk to me. I find it difficult to say something when I am in a public space. However, I can be as naughty as a hungry hyena when I am doing something fun in bed.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

Board games, anyone? My top 2 are chess and scrabble. Doesn't fancy monopoly and trivial pursuit that much. I love the top 2 as they stimulate my thinking. When playing chess, I'm in bliss when the king captures me. As for scrabble, naughty words are...

Seeing a man in a dapper suit just makes my kitty wet. I tend to be embarrassed about it at times but there's just something about a bloke in a well-tailored suit that makes me just want to ride his cock. Maybe because they look masculine and confide...