Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

It doesn't matter whether you're wearing a suit that costs a bomb or you're clad in T-shirts and shorts made from inexpensive materials. What matters is your incredible skills in bed. If you can make me moan to the point that people next door can hea...

My toy of choice is a glass dildo that has a heart shaped handle that I've purchased when I finished signing my divorce papers. It has accompanied me for a while and now I think it's time to look for a youthful bloke who would be happy to be my new t...

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

Laughter is the best medicine, so I always give blokes a daily dose of my sweet laughter. It's natural for me to laugh and to snicker a bit when a bloke does something goofy. Silly things and sarcasm make everything funny.

I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.