I always end up silent when they ask me to describe myself. It's not because I'm the boring kind, I guess it's because there's no exact word to describe a smart, sexy, fascinating lady with an out of this world beauty.

Thank you for taking some time to read what I have written here. Sadly, I don't have anything good to write right now. I am not even sure if there's something about me that is worth sharing. Well, if you are curious about and want to know me better, ...

Growing old is not bad at all. At the age I'm in, I could get away with a lot of things--say drinking a whole bottle of wine and then some or tying a lad to my bed. I have a lot of time in my hands now and open to chatting with new people.

Every time I’m playing with and by myself, I like bending like a pretzel and doing acrobatics. You might find this funny and amusing, but if you watch me, you’ll probably get turned on and be ignited with passion and desire. Just so you know, I a...

I am not sure what to do now that I have no one to take care of. I've spent most of my entire life taking care of someone else. As such, I feel quite lonely now that I am alone and no one to look out for. Maybe you can help me out.

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.