Not here for anything serious. I'm enjoying my single life right now, and I have no plans of adding lemon to it. Not yet ready for petty fights that can add sour flavour to my perfect life. If you're a bloke who wants to have fun and who doesn't mind...

I'm a smart young lass who's gagging for an awesome shagging that lasts for two days straight. I was brought up to win medals and trophies, which can be stressful sometimes. So having a shag is the only thing that refreshes me.

Some of my mates call me a nitwit because I don't know how to flirt and how to mess around with handsome lads. Well, I guess they can't blame me for being shy and quite stupid at first especially when who's in front of me is as dishy as David Beckham...

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.