My friends always tell me that I will end up alone and lonely for the rest of my life because of the way how I handle my relationships. I don't really care if I become a grumpy old lady in the future. As long as I can do whatever I want while I am st...

Back in the dating game. Or should I say sexting game. I don't have plans of dating. I'm not other ladies who make false promises that's why I'm telling the truth. Your heart is too precious, I can't afford to hurt it. Unless if it's the arrow of cu...

I love sitting my arse down on a plush loveseat that I conveniently placed near the fireplace. I would grab a cuppa or a glass of wine and watch the flames dance around or read a smutty book. I did place a shag rug there whose purpose is as its name ...

I've been always the black sheep of the family. Always looking for trouble, always causes trouble. This caused me to be always out of the house and stay at pubs. Now, this made me bloody addicted to shagging with other people. Not into something seri...

Music and booze are what fills me up at night. Looking for a man that can fill me up with his floop at night. Size doesn't matter as long as he is smashing in uncle ned. Performance should be exemplary.

It has been a long time since someone gave me an Aussie kiss and I am badly missing it already. Yes, I miss the feeling of having someone kissing my axe wound until it is as wet as a river. If you are fond of giving Aussie kisses, maybe you're the on...