I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

Opening a bottle of wine at the end of a tiring day has become a long standing tradition for me. I am now old but still single yet have not found anyone to mingle with. I am lucky to keep my office job but lately I've been wondering if there is more ...

People always ask one to choose between sex and chocolates. But I don’t want to. Do you want to know why? Because sex is like chocolates to me. Simply talking about it gives me pleasure. One thing that excites me more than chocolate is having sex i...

Want to know me better? That's good news because I'd also like to find out more about a bloke who looks at my profile. Let's play a naughty game. Would you rather have a one night stand with an attractive lass or with a lass who's really good in bed?

There's something about men who smell nice that makes me want to fuck them on the spot. I am not sure if I am just a naughty and horny bint or there's a loose screw in my head. What do you think? Is it wrong for me to crave a man with a nice odor?

I'm so flexible. This means we can try different sex positions even the most difficult ones. I've been doing yoga for a long time, so you need not worry about hurting me. Being afraid of me experiencing pain will turn me off.