You don't have to flatter me with your sweet words. I prefer honest men who have the spirit to tell me straight to my face what they want. I'm not a mind reader who's good at finding out people's fantasies.

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

I can describe myself as a hot neighbour who you have always wanted to get laid with. I do have a pair of bust that you'll surely enjoy as well as a pair of bum that you can slap anytime you want. Is anyone interested?

I can be your bestfriend as well as your girlfriend at the same time. We can spend hours with our hobbies while listening to music, eating and drinking beer. I'll accept you for who you are because no one's perfect.

You are here because you are bored with your life. I am too. As such, there is no need for us to waste time with useless pleasantries. Let us go straight into teasing each other. Tell me what you want from me, and I will also tell you things I expect...

I may not be pinup girl material anymore, but I know how to make a man moan like no other. I have gathered a lot of tricks over the years, it comes in handy to ask gents what they like too-- not two dicks are the same.