Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

If I could only lick and suck a lad's knob right now, I would do it. Just so you know, it has been a while since the last time I had a sexual encounter but despite that, I truly believe that I'm still capable of making any lad cum and make him feel a...

My friends always tell me that I will end up alone and lonely for the rest of my life because of the way how I handle my relationships. I don't really care if I become a grumpy old lady in the future. As long as I can do whatever I want while I am st...

I am the kind of lass who does not get satisfied with the so-called vanilla sex. I prefer doing more extreme things in the bedroom such as being tied up, being blindfolded, and being spanked hard in the arse.

There's nothing in the world I love the most than a man who can lick my pussy like it's the last meal of his life. I'm sure a lot of ladies out there like to have a big cock in their cunt, but not me. I prefer having a man with a naughty tongue than ...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...