To some, I am nothing but an old and weak grandma who only knows how to cook and knit. However, I am more than that. I am a horny granny who loves to suck a dick for breakfast and to fuck fit studs for a midnight snack.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

I am not a weak girl who needs to be protected and treated with respect. I am a strong woman who can handle a bit of rough adventures in the bedroom. I like men who will see beyond my age and fuck me like I am nothing but a slut.

There are times when I get sad without any reason at all and when those times happen, I usually touch my axe wound in order to compensate for my sadness. And to be honest, it actually works most of the time! So, whenever I get sad, I guess you alread...

All of my erogenous zones are Hank Marvin. They long to be caressed and sucked by a fine lad, who has an uncontrollable desire for sex. I'm fond of experiencing steamy sex or the kind of sex that makes me hot all over.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.