Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

It blows me away looking at someone wanking. I could feel that there's this force pushing me and telling me to suck this bloke's penis like a slag. It feels so good sucking his penis down my throat and taking every liquid as he moans.

A ruggedly handsome man has the power to stir the fire that this mature lady has been trying to control. His hair and his five o'clock shadow are the main reasons I'm inspired to keep my sexy figure. We never know when the magic happens.

I'm not so romantic which surprises a lot of blokes. I don't want to get attached or to let men feel that they're special in my heart. I'm playful, and it would be annoying to be with someone who'll get angry when I flirt with other men.

I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.

The past me would be begging a man to stay. I was naïve and reckless. Now, needless to say, I'm chuffed to just be single and not force things. I strongly believe that happiness will come to those who wait.