I'm an open book. I've got nothing to hide. Take that either literally or figuratively speaking. Anyway, you can ask anything about me. The sky's the limit. I'm excited to be entertained with your awesome questions drizzled with a bit of playfulness.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Wearing skin-tight dresses and high heels give me the confidence boost I need to try and pull blokes at the pub. I put in a lot of effort into how I look so if I see a gent who's interested then I make my move. It's a new age, ladies can make the fir...

I'm proud to say that I'm not like other ladies who are all mouth and trousers when it comes to their capability in bed. When I say that I can easily make you release your baby batter, expect that that's exactly what I am going to do. Also, I can eve...

Finding a man who can make a woman throughout her life only occurs in fairy tales. There is no such thing as living happily ever after in real life. I know this for a fact, so I will not waste my time looking for someone who can be with me until my l...

No man is better than a bloke who can make a woman moan out loud using only his tongue. I am sure there is someone like that here. I just need to be patient enough to find him. I've been with a lot of lads who were confident with their skills but fai...