Because I still work at the office despite my age, I come across dashing lads everyday. They're a cheeky bunch as well, always complimenting me and even flirting. I wonder what they'd do if I told them that I want to make one of them my pet.

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

I regularly buy sweets for myself. A sweet tooth from the day I was born, and despite my doctor telling me otherwise, I still can't resist sneaking in a bite or two. I am being careful due to my age but I also think that life is too short to deny you...

I'm not a self-centered lass who's only in love with herself. I'm a beautiful giver which means that I make sure my partner's needs are met before I take the gifts or treats that he's ready to shower upon me.

I used to be the kind of lass who doesn't care even though she's single and alone. But as time flew, I realized that being single is actually so sad because I don't have someone to talk to, to touch, and of course, to fuck.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.